No, I'm not talking about the Jedi. These violent innovations have paved the way for European domination of the world (along with Jesus and Geography): Each advancement is listed along with its inventor, and a brief description.
-The Spear: Thag Thagerson (3,000 BC unless you're a fundamentalist): The sharp end goes into the other guy
-The War Horse: Allah (Beginning of time, so about 6,000 years ago): Goes great with curry
-Gunpowder: Those damn Chinese (date doesn't matter/not a western invention): Makes senior pranks WAAAAAAAAY more fun
-The Maksim Gun: Chuck Norris (I should really know this date): Over 3 Billion shot
-The Atomic Bomb: Einstein (1931; I bet they told you it was 1945... you were lied to): Two words; Mad Max
-The Internet: Al Gore (1931... no really): Chris Crocker gets more air time than the president
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I didn't think you guys were serious about this...
We're not
I meant that you guys weren't serious about creating this blog just to take the URL...
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