Contrary to popular belief, the Aztecs were, and still are, the most advanced civilization in the history of the world. As a matter of fact, Queen Elizabeth IV of England was killed by an Aztec thunder warrior while on holiday in the Virgin Islands. Three hundred years later, due to a ripple effect Chuck Norris took a trip to the Virgin Islands. Now they are simply reffered to as "The Islands."
Chuck Norris is not an Idol by the way (I am being an iconoclast in order to illustrate how much time I have on my hands) but a slandering white supremecist who owned slaves, bore illegitimate children, and got the crap beaten out of him by Bruce Lee in the 80's.
Here are a few quotes from two of my heros:
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."
-Thomas Jefferson
"We can move to the tropics, sip pina coladas, Sally I can take you there."
-Thomas Jefferson after two beers
"You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws."
-Ron Paul
Now call me what you will (I call myself a pedagogue) but I don't see why we can't teach morals to all you grinding, scheming, disrespectful yutes (catch the cultural reference? Didn't think so). Gone are the days when not only could I show you how to think, but I could instruct you on the proper way to address your elders and betters. Back when I was in 'Nam we had a little thing called respect, and we made sure to show it to those wonderful people over there before we dumped napalm on 'em.
"Inside every Vietnamese boy is a little American boy just waiting to burst out"
-Lyndon Baines Johnson
"Inside of every Iraqi there is an American just waiting to burst out. Sometimes they do... in public places... like bus stops or foreign embassies."
-Donald Rumsfeld
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